At the Toyota dealer today:

Service Rep 1: Excuse me, ma’am, can you follow me please?

Me: Ok. (walk walk walk… to the garage part of dealer) You want me in the garage?

Service Rep 1: Yes, your car is over there. (pointing)

Me: Ok. (Hood is open to what you see in photo.)

Me: Ha. Squirrels.

Service Reps (there was a crowd of them standing about): bemused looks on faces…